Stanley says… #3

Stanley: “Oh no, I can’t dress up as Michael Jackson as a little boy because I haven’t got brown skin. I’ll have to be Michael Jackson as a grown up.”

Stanley says… #2

“I’m not willy obsessed anymore.”

Stanley, aged 4 1/2

I’m sorry darling, that’s a lifelong affliction.

Stanley says … #1

(Sitting on the toilet)

“Don’t let me fall down into the poo tank. That would be nasty.

But if I fell into the poo tank with you, that would be ok.”

We found love in a hopeless place.